Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
He about cried when I ordered pizza online. He said it was a miracle.
is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
4 feet of snow. teaching the cats how to snow swim. throwing them off the porch and seeing what happens.
I awoke in a cab to find myself on a ride to niagara falls. Apparently I paid the cab driver half up front.
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
Looking for the remote in the couch. Finding Adderall beads. Considering utilizing.
in my defense, he kept drinking all of my water.
he had diabetes and you told him to stop being a pansy!
Listening to Ke$ha's new single to pump myself up for my STD test.
she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
He got me a cake that said " Congratulations on the dick "
Apparently I missed the "You may have to jack off a horse" part of the application.
Nothing says "Happy New Year" like having to shit into a plastic bag.
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