"it" just moved
so after he got his stomach pumped, he asked for a smoking room.
I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
wait so...it's like an actual thing to masturbate using the detachable shower head? WTF I thought I was being creative!
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
I have two stamps on my hand....ones from the bar and one is from an aquarium...care to explain?
Should we start at nine like normal people or now like alcoholics?
It's christmas eve and my mom blacked out before me. If she beat me at that, what have I been learning at college?
Oh if I trust ANYTHING about you it's your ability to lead a douchebag around by the dick
Mass text to all of my back up boy toys. First one here wins. Mama needs some.
Just got back from the tanning beds. I'm a lobster. I fear for the safety of my nipples falling off.
We had a company shotgunning beers contest in the parking lot today, and I won. God bless America!
I feel like I have the I just lost my virginity face and everyone at the grocery store knows it.
The guy i took home was a circus freak. He jerked off 3 times in front me after we had sex. And he came every time.
So I took a screenshot of my boarding pass and the TSA agent somehow swiped it to the next photo. Yep...TSA saw my dick before I even went through the body scanner.
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