My Vagina smells like Nemo again.
I have your camera. You have 35 naked pictures of me. you're welcome.
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
The bouncers kicked us out around 3 so we went to the grocery store flasks in hand and asked them to turn up their music...
Also was told that I was her "third favourite booty call" - I'm taking this a good thing right?
It's a podium place so yeah...
I know, I know. But we've discussed my friends and appropriate social behaviour, and I'm pretty sure topless karaoke was a no-no.
If this nail lady pinches my achilles one more time im kicking her directly in her bedazzled boobs
yea talk to her if you feel up to it. Just remember who you are
Oh shit sorry I just gave lion king advice sorry not mufasa
Don't be embarrassed its me, I've licked your taint.
I'm taking a shower and i'm gonna bring my pocketknife with me
I don't think "growing medical marijuana" is Quite what my Grandfather had in mind when he thought me about gardening as a child
How am I supposed to buy weed and pancake mix when it's raining?
Do you wanna do something, or just stare at each other and fantasize about death like we usually do
because he's a firefighter, wouldn't sleeping with him be like saying thank you to the community?
drunk boyfriend and drunk me are NOT meant for each other
Randomize
