Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
after I pulled back my foreskin she said, "cool like a transformer". I really like her now.
Don't get the hula weed. It makes you sleep walk in destructive and confusing ways. I'll explain on Saturday.
Hurry there's a dancing lesbian. She's a jumper and has impeccable jazz hands.
Let's play a little game of "Last Night Never Happened"
he was spitting whole peanuts projectile out of his mouth at the waitresses as they walked by and then yelled across the restaurant that he had "no problem kicking any of their asses"
If anyone ask I'm rushing for brotherhood, not so that this bartender will suck my dick
the bruise you left on my ass looks like africa. the other just looks like a hand.
At first I was a little embarrassed for sharting, but then i realized it was a bachelor party, and I went balls to the wall
I asked him to explain what he meant by "hooking up" in paragraph form
He told me I have nice nipples. You can't just tell someone that and then leave the state!
My uterus feels like it went 8 rounds with Mike Tyson. And that was only a quickie.
Well, I woke up on a roll-away, with a knot in the back of my head and penis confetti stuck to me. Also, I apparently literally gave the shirt off my back right before I passed out, so I was topless. Vegas won this trip.
Watching South Park, doing sit-ups and drinking tequila. In other words, my night is going pretty good.
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