this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
My one night stand found me at the library and randomly gave me plan B. He was scared I was going to get pregnant because he has a very high sperm count.
So I just learned that my father was teaching me rules for drinking games when I was 5.
I woke him up this morning and said I have a meeting w my advisor in an hour you need to wake up, cum on my face, and take me to my car.
sorry for allegedly lighting the beer pong balls of fire
FALSE ALARM! I didn't piss myself, I fell asleep in the shower and then drunkingly crawled into my bed
It doesn't matter how many beers you've had, it's unacceptable to piss in someone's helmet after a playoff win.
Walking around as slutty Ron Swanson is amazing
Nothing quite like the "I had sex you a month ago and now we're stopped at the same 4 way" wave
Fuck you and your fucking taquito's.
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
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