just checked my call log and realized that we talked for 3 mns. what did i say for that long?
pretty standard. you have fun last night?
apparently....what exactly does 'pretty standard' mean?
typical hot then cold, followed by a death threat.
dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
just prayed to lady gaga in hopes it will help me pass my fashion merchandising final...what is my life?
believe me... letting the man that delivered you from your mother's vagina do shots off your stomach is really fucking awkward.
did we decide the 'sorry about the threesome' cake was too flippant?
Let's get one thing straight; we aren't in a relationship. We fuck and occasionally go to subway.
Sneezing blood is a good thing right? Medically speaking.
i need to stop celebrating other people's birthdays like they are m own.. my body can't handle a birthday every week
I'm getting kicked out of the place we're at. They don't like ketchup on their walls..
Thing I actually said tonight: "I want to achieve Ultimate level drunkenness, I'm only at Champion"
maybe if I avoid him long enough we could skip the talking part of "we need to talk"
They are doing the auction. One of the items in the auction is a grenade launcher.
but you were the sluttiest panda there and you need to embrace it
You answered, dry heaved into the phone twice, & then hung up on me.
Just saw Little Red Riding Hood riding a guy on hood of a car
Good for her for committing to the costume
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