For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
Currently in a meeting. i am playing the not throw up game. god i hope i dont lose.
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
my hippie aunt just sent me some brownies with a note saying not to eat them under any circumstances until finals are over. excited.
She literally called herself a shamefully bad decision. Of course I slept with her. Best bad decision ever
I can't wait to go to grad school so I am not your high unemployed friend.
We were having sex and his high flatmates stood outside his room playing the guitar and singing Somebody to Love by Justin Beiber. Weirdest night ever.
...im seriously confused as to why this doesn't make sense to you. Girl hostage, rob casino. Makes perfect sense.
How do you tell someone who's buying a pregnancy test to have a nice day .... Like how
If I die young bury me in satin. And make sure there's a taco bar at my funeral.
Hungover in church. I can feel stained glass Jesus judging me.
Waxing your own asshole is awkward and difficult at best.
And with the bitter taste of failure in my mouth, i am off to pub to drown it in tequila and 19 year olds, so in the morning i can add pregnancy and stds to my list of problems.
You yelled at me about a fork.
You probably deserved it, I'm very territorial about my cutlery.
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