I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
A female Wisconsin fan just headbutted the bouncer. Im deeply terrified and oddly aroused at the same time.
He was in me and said I can't believe this happened because of facebook. MOOD KILLER.
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
You guessed 7 of 8 bra sizes correctly. You're like a drunk rainman.
we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
There is a glee sing along. It's on random and they know them all. Like, the specific glee timings and pauses. I need to leave. I need to escape
I may not be his cup of tea, but I bet I'm his 10th shot of tequila
You looked at me, said I was a nice guy. Then you drunkenly climbed on top of me and said you liked me and wanted me.
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
I'm wearing sunglasses around my house. Douchebag status. The hangover is real.
His dad and I had a drunk conversation about life. At 4 am he told me that I was 21 and cute and should fuck whoever I want.
I FUCKED THE WRONG FRIEND HELP ME
According to timehop today marks the 3rd anniversary of my 1st blackout
I woke up with my converse still on and a plate of pasta next to my face, if that gives you any indication of how my night went
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