Ben affleck wants to be a US senator. Just thought you would puke with me
I cockslap morals
You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
Apparently, I woke him up at 4AM, and yelled "you're mad because we don't have sex," while grabbing his dick. Then immediately fell back asleep, dick in hand.
Dear future Eric, sorry about the Everclear. Sincerely, Eric +2 shots E.C.
I just farted and its sounded like it was disappointed in me.
Really? I thought your parents stopped loving you when you drunkenly fell through the ceiling...
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
He put a canoe in the lazy river at the water and started paddling away from security
Mate, you pissed in my bed. Then told me to "Just keep swimming"
90 seconds of pumping and 2 months of bragging all summer. So much for my reputation here.
She's like the sister I never had that I want to bang.
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
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