Just spent 3 hours on the Mcdonalds website. I don't know what to do with myself now that college is over.
Are you really this nice or are you just trying to get in my pants?
Both?
He sent me a pic of his Junk. He said it was a Brett Farve valentine.
For some reason there are two like 10 year old black girls crumping at the bar. I feel like I'm in a missy elliot video.
Haha that's why you never name the penis. Its like a pet, once named you will most likely get attached.
I need to find a more grown up way of dealin with a hangover at the office than pringles and mountain dew at 8:30 am...
You look cute and you are awesome. And that means something coming from a judgmental bitch
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
Listening to Ke$ha's new single to pump myself up for my STD test.
I was mid-sentence and you stopped me and said, "Yeah.. for my vaginas sake, I'm gonna need you to stop talking right now."
I got a message from the hook up gods today that it's time to move on. It came in the form of me being shoved in a closet naked and stuck in there for 30 min well he watched boy meets world with his brother.
After seeing all of the pics during the trial, all I could think was "her vagina doesn't look THAT dangerous"
It would be like if I said I had the cure for cancer and my explanation was I like turtles.
When in doubt, it's too much cheese
That's what you get for doing kinky shit with a guy that lives in his moms basement.
Randomize
