Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
We tried having a conversation with our noses.
I'm at the bass pro shop. They have a river full of trout and turtles, a shooting range, a full bar, and the patriots cheerleaders are here. I now understand why people are rednecks. I may never leave
swears the blind dude on this train is faking. Every day he stumbles and falls into a different girl's lap and then has to grab her tits to steady himself.
You act like this is the first time i've fingered two 17 year olds at the same time
I woke up to him eating me out, listening to classical music.
I take that as "no I'm not driving you to the bar in a blizzard"
there is a money trail leading from my bathroom to my living room.. the trail ends with a half eaten bag of chips with a note that says "magical chipz".. who am i?
I hooked up with a 20 year old last night. I feel like a hocus pocus witch that sucked life from a child.
Just bartered a McD's cheeseburger and fries for two pitchers. Oregon Trail ain't got shit on me.
I'm missing a sock, a boot, and antlers. We need to get on that.
What I'm saying is DOWNGRADE. Like, do you see the caps lock?
I got in an argument over whether or not I'm a slut. I argued yes.
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
I cant believe you bit her ass cheek, she must have been really weirded out.
yeah so we made out to make it less awkward
Randomize
