My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
After I just paid $211 for my hair to be dyed and cut this guy at the bar said "I know you died your hair with koolaid, but I'd still fuck the shit out of you"
you would not believe what I got pierced last night...
son, I feel like that is a phrase a father never wants to hear.
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
I just inadvertently flirted with my coworker's 20-year old son. I've known him since he was 14, yet suddenly he looked different.
You are nothing if not reliable.
Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
my boss told me he would look for my wallet when he went back to the strip club tonight.
I consider it a good night. I met Jimmy Buffet, who grabbed my ass, and I body-checked a toddler. She had it coming.
Please. I don't care how shitty his fake life story was. As horny as I was I just wanted the prettiest man possible in case I accidentally got pregnant. He had blue eyes.
i'm scootering my little heart out so i'm not late for a weed pickup. this is the meaning of adolescence
I've been wearing the same clothes for 3 days and they're covered in franzia
Wanna know what sucks. Banging the bosses daughter at work and having the boss walk in while you are fucking on his desk. Good day though. Made 6 sales
His dick is a skeleton key. It fits everywhere.
I thought it turned out lovely. You got to see me almost naked and I got to be stoned to the point I was content with
Wtf when were you almost naked??
i had sex with a girl named after a fruit last night and it was the best thing to happen to me in 2020
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