she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
long story short: there's a file in the master file cabinet labeled "lube".
peeing off your aunts pourch into the koy pond seemed like a good idea at the time
We are possibly on our way, unless we see the limo full of strippers.
full cup flip cup was not exactly the reason I wanted to tell the cops when I was sleeping on the curb
i was drunk enough to give the cab driver my number when he said "you talk like you like guys"
It's like an R Kelly music video in here. Only a matter of time before someone pisses on someone
There was probably a tattoo above her soulless vagina that read 'it's a trap!' Yet you ignored it
Hey remember that spam cooked in dr pepper we made? 10x better when the dr pepper is rum
I forgot to pack a bra for work today...you would not believe the extremes i've had to go through in order to keep these nips from my coworkers
A sexy devil squat down and peed in front of Tom Hanks from Castaway.
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
So why are your hands bright blue and have you seen my roommate.
Both questions will answer each other.
I am in the parking lot of CVS in Auburn. I think a truck full of Plan B and regret just arrived.
My vagina knows your penis is sad about Andrew Luck. You should come over and let her comfort him in his time of need
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