I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
peeing in bathroom at penn station and the homeless man next to me is combing his beard with a fork...god I love new york
Uhh me and Jacque peed on the street outside the bar last night and wiped with flowers. I vaguely remember her repeating the word "fresh" over and over.
he keeps dipping things in ranch and feeding them to me
I picked my nose. Flicked it. I heard it hit something. Next thing I know, it's floating around in my wine glass.
Blow job in a bar bathroom for my Thing 1 while in a onezie dressed up as Thing 2. Best Halloween ever.
I bet the Cat in the Hat never caused mischief like that.
I told her I'd give her some of the cream I was using so she didn't get my warts. That's when I realized I was too drunk.
when are you leaving homes?
it's 7:51. why the fuck are you awake at 7:51
I had a sex dream about Oprah.
go back to sleep
dude. it was a sex dream. about. Oprah.
Remember that foreign guy who never talked last night? He just came out of my bathroom when I woke up.
Omg. I wanna lecture the drug dealer about how highschool should not be his glory days.
You made her yell her own name while you were fucking so that you would remember it in the morning.
My whole sorority girl exterior is just a lie. I'm a fat tumblr girl on the inside.
Just told my shrink " this was a year for whoring around"
I'm literally in my bed still trying to find the energy to take my corset off so I can binge eat oreos
he called me his ex's name during sex then proceeded to cry while still in me
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