she was using a pencil to fish crushed adderall out of a plastic bag. it was like a college version of fun dip
we were so high last night we were cutting bread with my iphone
for future reference: anal bleach BEFORE boozing
The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
I found the bottle of ketchup and sobe you tried to hide in the middle of the lawn last night
No worries. On my way home to get ski poles and wipe the sick off my face. Then it's time to get drunk in the park
I AM THERE IN SPIRIT, TICKLING YOUR BALLS
To sum up. The glass blower from the ren faire ate me out last night. Best ever. Go find yourself an artisan.
I generally just try to vote by which candidate I think has the bigger dick. Sorry Romney.
you puked in the bathtub and said "let them pee"
Also there's a home game tomorrow and I thought about holding up a sign that says, "I madeout with #64 during orientation week" would that be inappropriate??
If it snows I'm making an igloo and getting wasted in it
I haven't had sex since the Vanilla Ice concert
Please don't have sex ever again just so you can say that forever.
I mean I made my therapist laugh so hard she cried....so yes, my life is literally a joke to everyone
is it weird that i just witnessed the marriage of someone ive had sex with on multiple occasions?
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