we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
maddie and i have invented a community puke bowl. explanation later
The manager of the bar we were at the night before came to my house today giving me coupons. Apperently you and i won karaoke night which is a prize of 300 beer dollars. No idea what beer dollars means nor do i have any memory of doing karaoke but lets go back tonight.
and then some norwegians asked us to be in their porno.
as I was walking out the door her and her roommate started singing "toot it and boot it".. I'm in love
I really have to stop waking up in hot tubs on Friday mornings.
And before you get all mad cause I said "nipples," I actually discarded "you are so wet right now" and "you have such a raging clit-on right now."
That's called being sensitive.
I swear she's a drunk klepto...by the end of the night she had stolen 3 bowling balls. HOW DO YOU STEAL 3 BOWLING BALLS?
there's no way I could forget finding someone else's hand in my pants
Remember when there was a happier time when people could all hang out together with out the awkwardness of the fact that she stole $1000 and cheated on a brother with another brother !?!??
Girl, that was the lost night of 2012 for me and I have buried that night deep deep away..
I couldn't tell if they ere dancing or fucking but they won the costume contest
Making cookies for neighbors. Spill beer all over dough. Bake anyways. From good neighbors back to the shitty college kids next door in under 3 seconds.
I just got a robo call from the Addiction Help Line. Not sure how to take that.
It's your last night of vacation right? Be the Oprah of dick. And you get a dick... and you get a dick, and you get a dick!!!
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