i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
I use a guy for sex and get three minutes out of him. go figure
..and then spiked the maple syrup at iHop
I think I'm making progress on my commitment issues. I drunk made out with the same guy from last semester this weekend.
Escaped ambulance. Meet me at your apartment.
He passed out. Woke up long enough to declare himself "the sauce boss" and then bit me in the face.
Get a piano. I want to have sex on it.
If you're not peeing in public bi-monthly, you're not really living.
Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
What if there is no right person? Maybe it's just the right cat. Or the right 12 cats.
That's what I love about being a lesbian. My roommate's boyfriend watched her finger me and then he made me pancakes in the morning. AND THEN HE LEFT.
Its guy fieris flavor town of sufferingâ„¢
We all just got ice cream, condoms, and toilet paper now were gonna go home and watch movies as a family.
Condoms?
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
Can I borrow your pants?
WTH?
Just come to the men’s room and help me. The blonde bartender figured out I’m married. Rachel will definitely notice if come home pantsless
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