Call me so I can make it juicy for ya
Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
I vaguely remember making out with his tattoo (?) and giving him an awesome massage and then I passed out on his floor. Shrug
The weekend is off to a good start: she just got into a verbal fight with a hobo. Nearly a fist fight.
TOUCH YOURSELF. DO IT.
I don't think that's how you're supposed to sext
i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
I just fully woke up, never smoking that much weed again. I had stress dreams about your house being surrounded by a lake and we kept losing our cars in it.
If a raisin and a desert had a bastard child that would be the inside of my mouth right now
Check your mailbox. I left a "sorry I didn't have time to suck your dick today" consolation gift.
He wanted me to choke him with my feet. So now I feel obligated to start writing my memoir
That portion can talk about stepping out of your comfort zone and how it can potentially kill people
Once he bit me I drew the fucking line.
Whatever, ill dance on the bar at applebees, don't try and act like you're above it.
Theres a woman here with grey hair that im pretty sure i would have sex with
It's like the perfect sandwich, once you find it you want to ensure your future access to it.
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