No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
def just vomited mimosa in the gym trashcan. i weigh less already so i say its been a solid workout.
I mean I knew we were putting on quite a show but I didnt realize HOW good until I woke up and 4 people were passed out with their ears to the bedroom door.
He said he had a problem he needed to take care of before we got omelets and then showed me his erection.
Also txt me when you take your first dump of the year... I'd like to synchronize if that's at all possible.
The only image of you you know is from reflections or pictures. Its 2d. But what other people see is 3d. How do you know that's your real face! MIND.BLOWN.
I tried to pay my tab and go home but she wrote me a "list of things I'm good at" with fellatio as no 1...
oh btw ur so lucky i got stoned and passed out or we sooo would have bedazzled your dick while you slept. just sayin.
ill dress up as a sperm donor and you can go as the cup....
I did not know male screamers existed until now. Good for him. Good for my ego.
The medical term is prolapsed anal walls if you want to look into it with dignity.
You have the most beautiful penis I've ever seen. I never thought penises were meant to be beautiful, but you proved me wrong
She flashed us last time and pissed all over the floor this time. I'm scared to invite her back.
Ever find a porn video so groundbreaking you mentally cancel all your Dick Appointments for the week?
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