The tent neighbors already set us on fire w an errant roach. How do you think Bonnaroo's going?!
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
and i'm pretty sure he drank the lava lamp
He started to lose his balance halfway through his "commencement speech" at the top of the staircase. The rest is bloody, profanity-laiden history.
Out of beer. Salsa pong. Never again.
Things I woke up with this morning: half a mcmuffin, orange hair, one shoe and a friendly german man. Tequila was a brilliant idea.
crossing my fingers that hitting golf balls off my pourch was a dream and not something that actaculy happened
I just spent 10 min explaining to my mom how orange is a strange color. I think she knows
seriously, who doesn't want to get shitfaced and have sex to the backstreet boys?
This is exactly why you shouldn't bang your bartender. Although the awkward free shots are a plus.
I tried to light my cup as a bong. I'm done drinking
So. Somehow managed to fuck my contacts out of my eyes. Didn't know that was even possible.
I maxed out my credit card last night on powdered donuts and beef jerky
I ditched my one night stand in the hotel lobby. How did he add me on Snapchat?
I woke up spooning with two strangers on Saturday morning... I felt like a sexual sandwich
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