problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
Me liking this guy is the best diet ever. Do I want this cookie...or do I want to get laid.
my little brother got his license today.. too early to ask him to DD?
she kept checking the clock when she was giving me head and at midnight she said she had to stop because she cant eat meat on fridays is that bitch serious
I already apologized. And I got cum in my eye in return, I say your night beats mine...
I just feel as thought we should spend the day in which we celebrate relationships the same as how we started them. Drunken hook ups.
Champagne is a vitamin, right?
I don't think the best pickup line was. Hey I have never made a girl orgasm before but I'm sure it will work on someone like you.
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
not even kidding I just received the single most greatest head I have ever had.. It was unreal. It was like stick my dick into a silk bag of puppy ears.
I feel like it went downhill once I decided we should take $100 tequila shots.. oops lol
he would snap chat his dick as like Harry Potter
hey. this is your former cousin. you boned my best friend last night.
After drinking all day I popped an adderal, slammed three beers in a row, apparently told the bartender "thanks bitch" then ran on stage.
Look don't ask questions just know that one thing led to another and I have a shot glass stuck in my ass. I need your help!!!
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