belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
I told him i wanted to be exclusively cheating with him
says the girl that drank her shots like they were in a dog bowl
TAKE ALL THE MAERHMALLOWS AND PUT THEM ALL IN THE MAGICAL NIGHTSTAND
Mcdonalds hasn't even finished serving breakfast yet and u two are getting drunk?
crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
We also had rum, but now that's all gone. Which I feel is appropriate for a pirate party.
I just realized now that you're pregnant we can't use alcohol as currency
he started frosting cupcakes and licking the mini-spatula realllllly deliberately and i don't know if i'm more attracted to him or the cupcakes
Why can't burritos get me drunk
There they were doing the deed on the beach, looked like two seagulls fighting over a chicken bone.
At leat we can cross off 'having sex in a classroom' on our bucket list.
I'm having a funeral for my vibrator. Please be there. I need your dick for support.
Double dirt bag award winner tonight. He picked me up in his wife's car.
Update: my mom just told someone to shut up and suck her dick
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