If you really hate me that much, you need to stop letting me put my penis inside of you. It sends the wrong message.
So do you want to come over? ;)
Never again opening up the Pandora's box of crazy that is your vagina. Sorry.
His mom just asked me if I was "fooling around with her baby again" and then when I walked downstairs his dad YELLED "Look who's taking the walk of shame!"
You really need to stop fucking dudes who still live with their parents.
For future references, orgasms clear sinuses.
This is where you say "Why yes we will drink with reckless abandon and hopefully not be in a church parking lot again."
Finding that toy duck there was weird right?
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
So glad the long weekend is over so I can bring this bender to a merciful end.
Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
Just to clarify, I'm still tripping balls
On an unrelated note, I've come up with a theory of everything
Honestly and this might sound scary... But I want to get high and play with weapons
i just got referred to as "the Loch Ness Cockster". God bless my Scottish heritage.
I told him I wanted to get on him and ride him to Montana. It didnt end like i thought it would.
Dude, I just feel great. I love life so much and I love you. Love. Love. So much love.
We get up to three toppings. Dignity is not one of them.
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