When I asked if she spit or swallow she replied "I never learned how to spit"
My entire childhood was an ugly sweater party
you thought your tounge was "malfunctioning" because every time u spoke it wouldnt sit still.
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
her bridesmaids come in huge, huger, wtf, and free willy. all their gown are strapless. its like watching the Hindenburg waddle down the isle.
Because its an amazing idea and you're the only one I can think of that will allow a pirate threesome
Oh, and my friends believe you should reimburse me for the brazilian that was gone to waste.
He's so young, I keep getting a mental image of him in footie pajamas. It's cute but it's wrong. Or is it?
Male strippers are involved. You are coming
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
Can I come over? I respect you, but I want disrespectful things to happen
As yoda would say; A bitch, she is.
We are literally scheduling phone sex... if that's not long distance af then i don't know what is
And god said thou shalt never deny free booze. And it was good.
I dont know which is weirder.. the fact that i just watched our mom kick ass at beer pong and ride the pole like a true fire girl or the fact that ive never felt closer to her in my life.
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