So apparently I ran down the hall to another party and started handing out uncooked spaghetti to strangers. You'd be surprised how many drunk people will eat raw noodles.
It's official, my little sister has hooked up with more girls than I have.
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
Great. Me and the intoxalock guy are getting so close he just said "alright see you later girl!" when I called about getting the blower recallibrated.
btw he is cheating on one twin with the other. the main woman in his life has a mullet. I defiantly have either the coolest or weirdest uncle ever
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
That was the night you tried to convince me you threw up your sould because your throwup was black
is it weird that our first time having sex was makeup sex?
I kept having to give myself encouraging advice like, "you know how a path works"
Just threw up in the shower. Hangovers at 23 are the best.
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
You can't honestly expect me to maintain an erection when you have the Glen Beck show on
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