I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Twist it, pull it, flick it... Bop it was like the first time I touched myself.
I may have told her we're dating for a handjob, Fake tits are overrated.
Getting pregnant off pre-cum is like getting high off erasers
They seriously just ended our alcohol presentation by giving us beer cozies. I love college.
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
We've been broken up for 7 months. His mom sent me a card with a brochure inside titled "How at Risk for STD's are you?"
For the first time in my life, I paid for my own alcoholic beverage last night. Am I getting ugly?
To be honest, kinda.
I fake pass out to avoid hookups sometimes. Last night I fake slept on my bathroom floor for like 2 hours before the guy left.
I need you to help me convince Steph that she will like Tequila if she would chase it with A-1
I mean, I'm shallow, narcissistic, and selfish, but I'm an amazing friend sometimes
My professor just paused class to answer a phone call from her dog. Im taking shots before this class from now on.
Hangover and judgement, the breakfast of champions.
i told her we had a class about unicorns together. i'd say it was a good night
Only good thing about being an essential worker is that I have a letter allowing me to cross the bridge into jersey to get booze
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