I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
I just talked to a CEO of a fortune 500 company while pooping. I LOVE being self employed.
You need to get here now. Before they realize I'm not puerto rican.
Oh, and thanks to you. I'm now stuck in the living room, held hostage, listening to my roommate's "How I discovered I was bi" story. FUCK YOU.
Just been one of those weeks where alcohol out weighs friendship
who am I kidding I don't have any dignity. Plus we're not doing a porno, we're just doing random things naked
Just had Jager bombs for breakfast with her roommate... I do not regret this newfound lesbianism.
Dude the tree smoked with me. I planted the roach with it and smiled.
Found my underwear in a solo cup. That about sums up this weekend.
rollerskate sex sounded like a good idea...
we just talked about our morning and what we were doing for the day and he handed me the addies and i took $50 out of my bra in front of a bunch of frat guys. so the mornings going really well
I just laughed so hard that my back cracked so hard that I thought I was cumming. Magic
Got my period and a UTI on the same day. Fuck you, Sunday.
I literally have a pirate chest of slutty clothing.
I must be really high or they really did just bring me a banana split instead of a burger
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