Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
i just used my scantron for my final to make paper shotglasses. i'd say i passed in flying colors.
I made weed fried chicken. What have you done today?
It's all sex hats and vagina bandages with you isn't it?
I'd rather make snow angels in a pool of elephant shit.than sleep with him.
Amazing how you can get from "Merry Christmas" to sex in three texts.
I could have done it in 2
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
We're only going to be this young and this cute but for so long. And how often is it that a pack of Albanian law students is in your house?!
The number of tpain songs that actually relate to my life right now is embarrassing.
You're the reason I lose Never Have I Ever
I want you to know that the guy who peed in your bed got fat.
And then I realized my chick friends consist only of sober you, drunk you and hungover you
There is a moment when you wake up with a butt plug in when you question your choices in life.
There is also a moment when you wake up in a kiddie pool of jello cubes where you question what the fuck you did last night. Are you still in the attic or did you go home.
Also I know now I was meant to be a comedian. Had both arresting officers laughing.
We were dancing and then he pointed to the club floor and there was money that I dropped everywhere. That was the nicest thing someone has ever done for me.
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