My phone auto-corrects smirnoff to poisoned. I think it is trying to tell me something.
can you please tell me why I'm bleeding so heavily from my ass and all my makeup is gone?
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
she came to the game with a camelback filled with booze. except it was only the bag part so she duct taped to her back
No. one of us needs a degree and I am already the alcoholic friend. I can't do everything
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
My lips are red and swollen. Solid proof that giving head is a viable alternative to lipstick and plumper.
I'm hiding her cosmo magazine. the only sex tip she needs is to not handcuff her boyfriend to her roommates bed and lose the key
I was basically shocked at how calmly you accepted my violently shoving a french fry in your mouth.
legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
You were supposed to be my wingman and all you kept to her friend was "kill it with fire"..
Made eye contact with his twin sister the day after he gave me a lifechanging blowjob. Do you think she knows?
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
When he said he lived in a closet I thought he meant his room was really small or something... But he actually has a queen size mattress on the floor of his roomates walk-in closet.
She’s fine. Found her in the bathtub eating Cheerios and watching Rugrats on an iPad.
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