There's a dead frog in my kitchen?
Yeah, you found him outside and decided to give him a bath with your roommates electric toothbrush.
The worst part is that you sang Air Supply songs to him as you did it. Poor guy died in the middle of "Making love out of nothing at all"
whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
i love how cold weather makes identifying sluts easier. is it below freezing? is she wearing a tube top? she's easy.
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
My booty call just put me down for a reference for her job at the hospital. What am I supposed to say? She gives great bj's?
I just bid on a $9000 car because I think its my ex-girlfriends. Yes I wanna hit that again.
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
I think I might get 604 tattooed on my ass tonight...
My liver is fucking rocky. Get knocked down 7 times and gets up 8. World champ
I just want a guy who will spank me, fuck me, then take me to my office xmas party. I'd that too much to ask?
Im bringing my light up rubber ducky just in case we end up at a rave tonight. HE CHANGES COLOR!
Pooping in a box is not fun. You're not a cat.
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