Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
just had amazing sex with a girl I got caught with in second grade playing doctor. her examination is finallllly over
He was about to puke, and so I handed him an empty beer can. In retrospect, not very helpful.
Thats the last thing I remember and then I woke up in this Dutch kids dorm and he was taking a picture of me while I was sleeping
She just told me she's too full for a reach-around. Sad.
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
She started crying and told me to leave half way through, I'm walking down main with a bottle of patron and a sweatpants boner.
this better not be you asking for a beej
I'm about to have a bowl of Advils... without any fucking milk.
Was just messaged by someone in a Power Ranger suit on OkCupid... Figured you would approve
I'm giving random strangers at the bar sips of my fishbowl, then telling them I have Ebola. It's a fun night.
He uses Bing as his search engine...but he's great in bed. So obviously I'm torn.
Give it up bro. I’m not wearing pants or a bra and only an act of god could change that
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
I don't know. Seeing the vagina stretched out beyond normal proportions is like watching your favorite superhero die.
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