WHY CAN'T YOU EVER SHIT LIKE A NORMAL PERSON, JESSE.
I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
Why is it that you only get to have sex when you haven't shaved your legs in six weeks and are wearing period stained granny panties?
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
I'm beginning to think I'm sterile because I definitely should be pregnant by now.
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
Do you relize what downtown will be like this week? Like open season. But instead of deer its hot baseball players from all over the country that we'll never have to see again. I swear the college world series is a gift from god.
There's a good chance a guy sucked off my right earring last night
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
its like my brain is a tree and you are those little cookie elves
In that state of mind I managed to bounce back from getting hit by a golf cart and convince an investigations officer that I was okay to go into the game.
My boyfriend's brother just got out of jail and he is already telling us to steal cable. Dude.
When I come home and take my bra off and I'm served with a perfect grilled cheese along with a glass of wine. Priceless.
Being pregnant feels like you have a hangover everyday.. Don't listen to what anyone says about how wonderful it is
Your bf is wearing nothing but a cape, I mean absolutely NOTHING but a cape. I know you said he looks like Thor but this is getting a bit ridiculous.
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