She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
thanks for texting me "so many asians" at 1am...
there were a lot.
Based on the pics I have taken of hookups while they were passed out or sleeping, I have scientifically concluded that no two vagina lips are the same. They are like snowflakes.
I think as far as last words to bitter ex girlfriends go, "enjoy that staph infection youre about to get in your uterus" is right up there with the best
I accidentally got a lemon stuck in your bong. I was trying to make it taste good. Sorry
Someone please drive out to my house to bring me a beer.. There are some in the fridge but I just can't get up
I'm officially no longer allowed to make any of my own decisions regarding alcohol, men, or the combination of both. Thats up to you now. Do me proud.
Ever since the Christmas fiasco of '08, I can no longer watch Rudolf the Red nosed reindeer without getting a hard on
I had a drinkin contest with a person that didnt exsist, fuck withdrawl day
Hold on are you sure that we dont have another roommate?
Yes.
I have 80 very blurry photos of you on a stripper pole...
Dude, I'm not going to use a butt plug.
Also food confession I ate an entire bag of starburst jelly beans today. and a plan B. All around think I hit all my nutrients
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
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