we're taking a shot everytime we receive a "Happy Thanksgiving!!!!!" mass text. up to 7 since 10am. God help us.
I had fun last night. We should have sex less often.
He just slept in my bed for a couple hours and asked lots of questions about gay sex. No, I do not have his number.
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
I was fingering her, she was moaning, and we were singing Mulan
Totally just sport flirted the shit out of a girl on a wheelchair. I've done my good deed for the day.
after she rolled over and said 'i'm so glad you're like my gay best friend, love you' then left. did i just get friendzoned AFTER sex??
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
Everyone was in jail by 10:30. I'd say it was a successful bachelor party.
I feel like I've asked you "are you okay?" one too many times in the last 48 hours. You're hopeless.
So is it safe to say that my only objective from last night is to finish this entire jar of peanut butter?
he had hair everywhere except his balls
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
I'm sobbing to NWA
Can I say it was a great night out of town? Fucking my co-worker in the hotel bed while my best friend is fucking his friend on the floor and a random guy is laying in the other bed meanwhile we are all passing a joint back and forth
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