Ana's brother is visiting for the wknd. He came back to our place last night drunk to find me passed out naked it in the shower with the water still running. I was still drunk. We decided it was a good idea to have sex and sleep on the bathroom floor. Woke up this morning spooning and using my towel as a pillow.
I just left the house and 2 chicks are in the kitchen making breakfast. Might want to get up.
I'm up, no shirt, and staring at a breakfast casserole. Who are these girls?
My therapist said that she thinks i may have a sex addiction. I think she may be a terrible therapist.
Want me to drive you to Dr. Drew's sex rehab?
Nah, cause then i cant masturbate to that show anymore.
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
All I've accomplished this quarter is making Uno an acceptable drinking game.
yeah, it's no longer just 'day drinking' when it's 5pm and you're knocking over fruit displays at fresh market
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
She has no definite jawline and all of her photo's have Ke$ha quotes as captions followed by a "<3" Even by your standards that is embarrassing.
He woke up, mumbled "silverware", and went back to sleep
I like to play this game where I try to reach orgasm before my bathtub overflows....lost tonight.
I made that picture of you my lock screen. So I've just been standing around at work licking my phone all day.
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
I got the security footage. Thank you boobies!
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
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