It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
Got home from the bar at 4am. 100% sober, unlaid. Epic fail or responsible behavior?
Responsible fail?
my vag is so smooth its legendary
Does adding vodka to a protein shake defeat the purpose?
Two kids are drinking pounders in class. I think I'm hanging out with the wrong group of friends.
We just found a handle of vodka in our fridge and no one knows how it got there. God I love spring break.
I woke up with a crunchy, pink Pepto streak through my hair, no recollection of the last 6 hours of my night and the feeling that all the hotel's staff knew me on a first name basis.
We need to talk about our relationship.
I just won a bet involving 10 tequila shots. You've got about 3 minutes
I just got released from jail. still in my kilt. bring pants damnit. they won't understand.
pants will make it better? really?
Dude. The only thing that I use less than my dick is my tennis racket. We need to play.
I can't feel my clothes. I'm convinced I'm naked
Fucked a kid by the name of your hometown tonight... FOR THE WIN.. BF4L
I just talked to him. no worries he had the same fears you did this morning and smelled the dryer to make sure. you officially did not pee in there haha
it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in
she just kept straddling the railing to the stairs and shouting "come on Seabiscuit, lets win this for America."
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