There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
Just dunked an oreo in a white russian. Trying to think of a better experience in my life and failing.
i made it my goal to pee in the sink of every apartment we went to last night. i didnt use the toilet once
She started crying while we were cooking shrimp because 'Under the Sea" came on Pandora
We had a long talk in which he told me he respects me more than any other girl. 30 minutes later, I got a facial.
Well if it makes you feel any better I threw up at Roadhouse. And then on the way to the train. And then in a water fountain. And then in a plastic bag on the train.
Almost made out with Amanda but I told her "I'm in a committed fake lesbian relationship with Laura. I can't."
Finals week...the biggest cock block since your brother threatened me with a beer bottle at the bar.
My apartment smells like a lavender field inside of a giant bong.
i'll llet you know if at any point this night starts to make any sense
Her text was so long it had an arrow to expand it. You know it's bad when even your iPhone can't handle her
Your brother's naked in the courtyard again. Just a head's up.
It was the easiest thing I've ever done. 3am she walked into my room, saw my Buffalo Bills blanket, said go bills and got naked.
He said his parents were apparently coming over to surprise him with breakfast and I’ve never gotten dressed and run out of the door that quickly. I have commitment issues.
he tried to have the "are we in a relationship" chat last night. I stuck my fingers in my ears, yelled lalalalalala very loudly at him and told him I would stop having sex with him if he ever tried that conversation again. bad person, or just being a realist?
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