Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
You don't have to be emotionally available for a blow job.
No, dude. Even Jesus hates Creed.
He took out the lube and started calling it fuck fluid
Side note: I think I fell asleep holding a cereal box
His penis contains the glue that keeps this relationship together.
You know what, don't say anything. You all made fun on me for saying I would fuck him junior year when he taught us algebra and six years later, HERE I AM.
I just used "et al" in a sext. I thought you'd be proud
I mean, I already put pants on today. We're already halfway there
Can you have a quarter life crisis another time? I'm trying to masterbate.
As a home can we vote to stab Peter?
Looks like a sea otter shaved my vagina. Keep an eye out for me this weekend, no one can see this.
I just found vampire teeth and a moustache in my purse. do you know why?
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
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