We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
dont like to call her my roomate, too cordial. i refer to her as the whore that was assigned to live with me
the last thing i remember is inserting the sippy stray into the jack daniel's.
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
Thats not how it works. You get the Rachel, and then Rachel kicks you out. Don't linger or try to cuddle, its just pathetic and makes me look down on you and your penis
Just finished my quantum homework in ladies room writing with eyeliner. I am the party/physics champion.
The realization of how permanent those tattoos really were set in this morning... I am SO sorry.
I just had my first boner in 64 days today....glad to find out my fluids are still pumpin
That does it. We're drinking til we're pirates.
This weekend i learned three things 1) skittles in vodka is good 2) it takes more than a roll of quarters to get a cab home 3) never tell a bartender to give you your change in actual change
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
I was really hoping my 420 would involve a lot more weed and a lot less buttholes
I just wanna get drunk and watch Tarzan with you is that to much to ask?!?
I'm basically cruising around listening to 90's gangsta rap with my meatball sub telling people to go fuck themselves
do nipples grow back?
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