he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
Turns out drinking large amounts of Gentleman Jack does NOT turn you into a Gentleman -- quite the opposite actually.
girl has like over 50 stars tattooed on her front, side and back. feels like i just fucked the universe.
do you know your status is "goal for vegas: hook up with a girl AND a boy"?
and THATS why i'm not adding my mom on facebook
i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
My head. My head is the problem. Also alcoholism.
They made out. Sounded like hippos drinking water
Can we make a sex game out of monopoly somehow?
And as cleavage season comes to a close, so blooms a new season of yoga pants. And the people rejoiced.
Poking every semi-decent guy on Facebook in the hopes that one of them will want to hook up with me tonight. So far all i've accomplished is 5 new poke wars which i will most certainly continue after this weekend.
If one of us has to be polite I guess I won't sneak out while he's in the shower
You kept sacrificing me last night. You would just yell out "Virgin Sacrifice!!" and then throw me into a circle of men.
Your boyfriend being in jail is really helping my social life! #GotASingleDrinkingBuddyAgain
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
I was grinding with girl while I was eating french fries, and she turned around to hook up with me. She ate my fries.
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