I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
The line was so long at Kum n Go some guy opened & drank 2 beers from his 12 pack while waiting.
my sister and i are watching a movie and pregaming together. and by pregaming i mean shes not drinking since she 14 and im drinking alone.
if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
I don't know what's worse....that fact that my dog ate my vibrator or that he later puked it up on my bed
Having to explain to my dad why there are chicken wings to the pool filter, new low.
Passing out is my livers way of protecting my mind.
the night probably should have been over when the guy let her fill out my mechanical bull waver for me because i couldn't read
And tan into my neighbor in the elevator. She was going to the gym. I was covered in mascara and dog hair eating a hash brown
I can't decide if this outfit makes me look like a pirate. I also can't decide if I care if it does.
I am serious when I say I think I broke a rib having sex with Kyle. It might be puncturing my lung. No lie. I might die today.
Worst way to find out I have a half sister
I associate the Game of Thrones theme song with his dick now.
Am i obligated to tell my sister her girlfriend was my one night stand three months ago?
Highlight of the day: got a bunch of drunks to sing baby shark.
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