You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
you kept saying 'can i put my penis on the grill?' and it was all i could do to stop you. you're welcome, though
just shottied a beer can with a pumpkin carver. i love October.
We did naked snow angels in 14 degree weather, you can't tell me you had more liquor at that party
She started ignoring us once we told her we were out to celebrate your abortion. Who knew strippers could be judgemental?
This breakup hit defcon 5. Walked to pathmark with a denim jacket over my nightgown to get ben and jerrys. On sale btw.
Trying not to look at her chest is like trying to not hear a fire engine racing by.
I basically have sex lined up for me in three different countries. If that's not a feat I don't know what is
Every time I start to think he's just not worth the trouble, he puts his face down there and I wanna buy him a car
The UTI came back with a vengeance.
I hate that I will forever be known as the girl who puked on the front lawn. That only happened once.
Lol, maybe a little bit. I don't know. I don't keep a super keen memory log of dicks honestly.
you scattered cereal all over the floor so you could "re-trace your steps and figure out what happened." 20 min later you yelled about the mess and let the dog in to clean it up. 5 min after that you screamed since the cereal was gone. you suspected me and locked me in the bathroom so i could "think about what i'd done"
and you bit everyone who tried to let me out. no more tequila for you. EVER.
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