Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
guys i just found a dildo in the laundry room and its purple
whats a dildo? isnt that like a fancy piece of bread?
You gave him your vagina and this is what I get in return? This is bullshit!
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
My vagina is scared and excited at the same time. It might not be able to sleep tonight.
I can't believe they didnt cut us off after we all hugged each other and started singing "were the 3 best friends that anybody could have" RIGHT IN FRONT of the bar and bartender...
after that, he'll be sure to remember me. i'll probably forget him, but that's the way it should be.
wanna tell me why theres a glass of water stuffed with tamptons in the freezer?
I want a bunch of melted cheese. or a penis. or a penis covered in melted cheese
When you see a guy in a wheelchair try to be cool and pop a wheelie, and then fall over backward and hit his head, is it funny or sad?
my pupils became my eyes and i slept with a cloth in my mouth again
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
She's going to hate me
Yeah well one of her many personalities always hates you.
The rest will just start to agree
I told my grandmother all I want is a nice guy who likes to be tied up.
I had to explain to an ER nurse that I burned my dick playing onion ring toss today, your social awkwardness hardly compares.
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