Sweater Vest, Chin Strap, Beard, sporting a white Beret- Please don't ever let me be THAT guy.
It was one time. Now I have to constantly remind her my name is Jessica not Jizzica.
He tried to say the picture wasn't him. Like I'd forget his curved boner.
He's drinking 50/50 vodka/water out of a camelback. Disaster would be a compliment at this point.
This coke is making my nose hairs dance. That good.
that's right. bitches got laser pointers. let's fuck shit up
i officially have over $300 in my bank account. that's a year's worth of chipotle.
Sometimes I'm sad but then I realize that bagels.
Two days later and my throat is still sore. That bong is a double edged sword.
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
I feel like I should send her I'm sorry I've been fucking your boyfriend flowers.
We still getting married? Or were you day drinking
im just letting you know I walked in on you with four different guys last night. a. you were all naked. b. they're all roommates
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
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