I feel like a panda just shit rainbows on my mind
and while your girlfriend wears your relationship pants, i'll be wearing my ecstasy pants
i just ordered an al pacino with double mocha at starbucks.. i'm waiting to see how long it takes the chick to realize what i said.
I was about to go down on her and her dong flopped out and hit me in the chin. This may have a Nam like post-traumatic-stress-disorder effect on me.
So what if i'm late to spanish tomorrow. who the hell cares. i don't even speak spanish.
My roomate just said the he would "tap dat" to the 13 out of control girl on maury. Im finding a new place in the morning.
apparently I kept yelling at her that I wanted t-Rex sized lines. awesome
I had some like war flashbacks of giving someone a handjob and i was trying to figure out who it was.
Apparently I told his new girlfriend to stop swallowing because she's getting fat. Oh, and I yelled this across a large room
He has pizza coupons and a hammer next to his toilet.
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
I feel like I got hit by a bus. A head on collision with my vag.
She could makes a perfectt roast dinner drunk but she nearly sets the kitchen alight microwaving popcorn.
He did a backflip because drugs
got laid for being an eagle scout again. 4 more and ill have all my merit badges.
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