oh, also, we're locked out of the house and we're going to have to take shelter with the hot, poss single, dad next door. i hope this turns into a porno
Just once id like a girl to say to me in the dracula voice, i want...to suck...your dick...
May i just say it is extremely difficult to pee in a cape
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
Chasing a shot of svedka with a clementine is NOT the same as tequila w lime...
Not only was there cake on the wall but someone shoved cake and meat in a cup and put it in the fridge.
We should search craigslist for porches to sublet.
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
Dude. I'm super jealous I'm not there. Plus I look really pretty tonight, I'm wearing my long blue dress, I have long blonde hair, and I'm just sitting here hitting Larry the Long Bong. I'll pretend like your 3 spirits are floating in my smoke. Fuck.
You sent me a cat video and you screaming drunkenly in my background
I had a drink called "the white nun." It tasted like Marshmallows, and celibacy.
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
i want to platonically make out with them, platonically. in the back of this minivan
A drunk and bleeding peter is knocking on your door... in nothing more than a sombrero, boxers and cowboy boots.
I like shiny stuff tho if that’s an emotion
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