I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
So we stole all of the newspapers out of the stands within a 1 mile radius and filled up her car with crumpled newspaper.
Who leaves their car unlocked at night?
Someone who wants to read the newspaper.
she really just asked how mermaids reproduce.
Be careful down there, Shane may have pooped on the carpet.
He did the "not my house dance." Apparently it involves spreading cereal on the floor and then grinding into the carpet in bare feet while singing "not my house" over and over and dancing.
Nothing says walk of shame better than a onesie and a 12 pack of corona..
he said he'd buy me TWO burritos if I took my shirt off
Don't use or open the microwave. It's full of smoke. Buying a new one tomorrow, will explain.
She makes margaritas with lemon-lime 5 hour energy..thats brilliant
and you were wondering how she got into Harvard
He's so vague sometimes. Like dude, we've been friends for 3 years. I don't need you to be vague, I need you to be inside of my vagina.
All boys are excommunicated from my vagina until further notice.
We had a company shotgunning beers contest in the parking lot today, and I won. God bless America!
He's got a british accent, a tounge ring, and he's wearing an eye patch... Of corse I'm fucking him
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
I feel like 20 angels jizzed in my mouth. This cupcake is DELICIOUS!
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