found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
So, I had a dream last night that girls approached guys at the bar and said things like "i would like to pleasure you tonight." No drink buying, no sweet talking or ANYTHING.....it. was. awesome.
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
What's the most polite way to ask if you puked in my vase?
He asked me to coffee and I had no choice but to be honest. So naturally I told him that sobriety and monogomy are not two of my strong suits.
That's not a good night. A good night is waking up with no skirt, no money, and the imprint of the edge of the bar on your forehead.
Indoor beer darts at Rafs just turned into a trust exercise of putting your hand on the wall and closing your eyes while the other throws.. Almost gave Cale a Tracheotomy
I don't really know how to explain this place...it's like I feel like I need an std just to fit in
Regardless of the amount of alcohol you may consume tonight - DON'T take anybody home
I should have been on a postcard. I was sitting in the middle of the forest with a plate full of pot brownies and missing you.
Somehow my drug dealer is stuck in my air-vent and now everything smells like patchouli, weed, deoderant and sweat.
I am a figure skater. You should know better than to let me get drunk near any patches of ice during Olympics season.
Will you be super villain lesbian lovers with me for halloween?
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
First dip in a brand new jar of Nutella, and my man’s dick are two things I will not fucking share.
Just told my mom life fisted my asshole. She looked at me with complete understanding. I'm scared...
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