sometimes i really wish you were a nugget.
If I remember taking any of my finals after tomorrow night, it will not have been a successful night.
I'm not saying we can't have sex tonight, I'm just saying we have to work it around Lost.
you passed out on the bathroom floor with the door locked. we had to break in and no one was sober enough to move you so they just threw a towel on you and stepped over you
our conversations pretty much only consist of the phrase 'fuck you'. and the sex is fantastic. we've got a great thing going here.
I just wanted to give you a heads up. There's a crab in the kitchen. He doesn't have a name yet. We are just calling him crab for now. Oh! and we have memosas!
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
Show him your tits if he says no
They're not help-me-out-of-jams tits. They're I-fake-people-into-thinking-they-look-good tits.
proof that my night is going well: I can still open doors
Oh that's what I forgot last night.. To make out with her.
Also there's a home game tomorrow and I thought about holding up a sign that says, "I madeout with #64 during orientation week" would that be inappropriate??
Currently watching Zombie Sharks while high. This is why I love Shark Week.
well theres no bloody mary mix at the campus bookstore so i dont even know what its good for
I made him dinner in just his cowboy hat and my boots after we did it...you should see his face :)
So. Much. Porn.
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