The jonas brothers playing in your laptop. This is why guys won't sleep with you...
thank god he doesn't hang out with everyone else i've had sex with
well, yeah, he can't fit the whole neighborhood in his apartment
drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
I need to not be around brick walls while intoxicated.
So I'm on the can right now reading a court transcript for an appeal. Some dude is paying $155 an hour for me to take a shit.
med student doing my blood work at the AIDS clinic just hit on me after I told him i was having unprotected sex, but didn't think i had HIV.
This is a drunk text message. I am so glad that we are friends. Tomorrow we will eat sandwiches in miniature. We both love dogs. Flower.
slowly transforming into a stationary lump of steel. how can you tell me that was JUST weed
I'm Still in a robe trying to piece together 3-7am I'll be there in a few
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
Too bad you can't keep me under your desk. You'd love that wouldn't you? Massages, blowjobs, and I'd be forced to be quiet all day.
Well the streets were closed, so it was okay for me to just lay down for a little bit.
That stripper was not happy when I tried putting a dollar in her court mandated ankle bracket/tracking device
Happy Halloween!! Last Halloween we spent together you got brought home in a shopping cart
No fucking Jell-O shots or meth. Those are the rules
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