Why did u sent me a picture of a dead horse?
i could hear you having sex and was jealous, wanted to kill the mood
I told him to go down on me and when he did he started crying!! I asked him why and he said my vag looked just like his ex girlfriends!!!
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
I just got a 45 minute blow job...she literally sucked the single life outta me.
u sound so gay right now
Haha im sorry. Its just financially responsiable to bang him instead of you right now.
I just saw at least a dozen senior citizens on roller blades. way to drunk for this.
i watched you ride a mechanical penis. nothing is awkward between us anymore.
You just kept yelling, "THAT'S THE POWER OF PINESOL, BABY!"
You defs just slept for 6 hours in a porta pottie. You should probably just kill yourself.
Had to. She was getting married in 2 days & her vag was having a close out sale. You know I love a good bargain.
I only put bad things in my body...jack, caffeine, chocolate, pills, and rich's cock. It's like being holistic but exactly opposite
Chuck job is nothing more than to be my dick stand when I'm too drunk to hold it while pissing
Ever since we've gotten back together, it's like the ghosts of booty call's past have been hitting me up. Lol.
Help I accidentally unlocked this guy's tragic backstory and I need a rewind button!
I woke up spooning with two strangers on Saturday morning... I felt like a sexual sandwich
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