Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
Ah, I knew it wouldn't be long before my boobs were introduced into the conversation.
#1 benefit of having an equality sticker on my car: some girl flashed me while i was driving home
my self respect just called, its having a good time without me
I don't want to talk. I just want to motorboat those tits
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
I guess I fell on the bar and kept trying to get back in telling the bouncer that I left my teeth at the bar. Woke up this morning with chipped tooth
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
No, the moral of my Oxford interview was "Never snort caffeine pills".
Neither a grow-er nor a show-er. More like a no-er. If he didn't have testicles, I'm not sure you could tell he was a male, even standing there naked. There will be no second date.
I am putting together a break up mix and its pretty much the best of Phil Collins
Watching a guy masturbate in real time is a lot less theatrical than porn had me to believe.
ugh my stomach is so upset-- didn't get a chance to take a violent enough hangover shit at work
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