YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
You tried to convince her that if she gave you head she'd hear the ocean.....
So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
A 20 minute car ride back to your car with the girl u had drunk anal with is the most uncomfortable thing ever.
Speaking of morons, I just found half a Subway sandwich in the bathroom drawer You or your brother?
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
If taco bell and midol can't fix her, she's in gods hands now.
The dopest dose you'll ever dose. I felt like an octopus all of thursday
Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
I remember because you made a pirate noise when you came.
It'd probably just be a lot of profanity and hyperventilation and deteriorating into tears anyways
so just a regular conversation then
If there was a card that said "I'm sorry for throwing up on your bathroom counter" I would send it to you.
The next time you scream bombs away when you are inside me will be the last time you are inside me
i just sneezed the second i jizzed and it got in my eye. words can't describe how much i hate life right now.
Only you would offer whiskey to a man in liver failure.
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