the recession has oofficially hit my standards.
She looked like her face caught fire, and someone put it out with a screwdriver.
No better way to find a friend than to offer cyber sex and see what happens
he thought he was parachuting out of a plane... talk about a bad trip.
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
I had to take the fire extinguisher from him. He was just sitting on the floor petting it.
My kindergarten teacher served me... All coming full circle
You picked a jagger girl up claimed her then walked out the door with her that was the last we saw of you
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
She sucks enough dick that I could make her mouth a legitimate Yelp location.
my mom just said "if you had sex with someone you don't really like I'm going to be so mad at you" HOW DOES EVERYBODY KNOW
Id prob hit it, but i instagram edited her picture to make her look better. Ha. She should fuck me just for that.
You just sent me an audio message of you peeing. That’s true love right there.
wow bdsm is so cute
On a scale of 1 to 10, with 1 being “good” and 10 being “banging a student’s father”, how bad is it that I’m banging a student’s father?
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