That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
The door to door salesmen do not expect you to be drunk at 3 in the afternoon
I officially lit my glove on fire while lighting the bong. Winter needs to end.
And here i was gonna offer you a complimentary blowjob.
Ya, found out why there were rat traps in my bed. Guess I pissed in Sams room so he went to the store and got them and put them on my bed and put tabasco in his humidifier and put it in my room
I'm having Vietnam flashbacks. This Kid I hooked up with is speaking in class and I keep experiencing the terror.
So that wine I told you about is vile...
That the stuff you brewed in your dorm closet? Are you actually going to drink it?
Yup. It's drinkable. Might go blind, but I've got to use my chemistry minor for something.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
I just had a flashback to the three of us in the bed and me shouting AM I THE BIGGEST OR LITTLEST SPOON?!
the bar didnt serve shots so jim ordered us jaeger neat. it worked.
and then I partied with my new dealers deaf pit bull. All around a good night I'd say...
how don't worse things happen to you?
All I know is that I got to have an orgasm yesterday during sex so nobody can put a damper on my day, NOBODYYYYYY
It's my birthday. I should be drinking mimosas in a top hat, not working.
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