if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
you were mad bc i took longer then 2 minutes to finish
my 12 year old sister just told me how admirable it was that i felt comfortable going out with my friends dressed "like that"
Just walk through the Honors dorm on a Saturday night. You'll feel better about yourself.
We're friends with people in his circle of friends so we're half way in. It's like I've already given him a hand job.
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
You were in your third change of clothes, and I found you in my driveway passed out with my dog's food bowl. You win.
Um yeah. I just puked. And found your contact.
I remember having the weirdest thoughts and thinking our room was a compass and we were in the compass or something.
You know you need to take better care of yourself when shaving reminds you of sheep shearing...
they knew we were both to shy to do anything so they got us drunk and locked us in the back yard with a tent. it was fuck or freeze
you have the best friends
Our motto for the night: BLACK OUT OR BACK OUT.
That's our motto every night.
you told the taxi driver your yeast infection was so bad you wanted to F a popsicle
Am I just high or is she having an auction for her vagina on Twitter
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